Who We Are
The Bakulas are a veteran team, having played in the very first season of Floyd NY's bocce league as Team Tits. In a failed ploy for mainstream respectability, the team changed their name to The Bakulas last year. (They're named after Scott Bakula, star of the underappreciated 1991 football comedy Necessary Roughness. For a long time, Tits had one, lone woman on the team, a la Kathy Ireland in the movie, and most importantly, the team often must come back from a huge deficit to win the big game with the utmost drama--just like Scott Bakula.)

The Bakulas' training regimen includes cell phone drills to make sure enough people will actually show up to play, and drinking an entire Crap-o-Copia before games. Their secret weapon is a highly specialized inconsistency in play, which always keeps their opponents guessing. Often, it keeps their opponents winning, as well. The Bakulas, self-styled bocce purists, have never worn costumes or uniforms, despite intense media pressure. Team captain Scott Chinn maintains that his team's impressive first-season record and subsequent losing streak is due to the resurfacing of Floyd NY's clay court. Many analysts call this a red herring, however, and point to the fact that the Bakula's two best players moved to Italy this summer. TEST.

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